This shirt is for the legends who’ve survived dial-up internet, rotary phones, leaded gas, and every presidential scandal since Nixon. It's not just a shirt—it's a warning label. Because if you're old enough to have earned your gray hairs, you're definitely wise enough to know better... and bold enough not to care. Wear it like armor. Laugh like you’ve got nothing to lose. And remember: old ain't weak—it’s undefeated.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching ensures long-lasting wear.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste for a clean look.
- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and appealing colors.
- Crafted from high-quality, ethically grown 100% cotton.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
