Keep it classy, sassy, and a little bit... tipsy. This hilariously blunt tee is for the friend who is the party, the problem, and the punchline—all at once. Whether you're day drinkin', brunchin', or just embracing your inner hot mess, this donkey’s got your back (and your vibe).
Perfect for bachelorette weekends, bar crawls, or just surviving adulthood with humor. Buy it, wear it, and let your shirt do the talking—because you're too drunk to explain. 🍹🙃
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit
- Durable double-needle stitching for longevity
- Seamless tubular knit design to reduce waste
- Garment-dyed for a unique and soft finish
- Crafted from high-quality, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
