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🐾 For the Cat Who Contemplates Nothing — and Everything. 🐾
Introducing the Comfort Colors “I Do Not Think, Therefore I Do Not Am” sweatshirt — the ultimate uniform for deep thinkers… or those who proudly aren’t.
😼 Soft as a cat nap and twice as existential, this sweatshirt is for the overthinkers, underthinkers, and everyone who’s ever stared into the void (or a mirror) and thought, “same.”
💭 Perfect for cozy days, sarcastic souls, and people who identify spiritually as a slightly unhinged house cat.
✨ Get yours now at Dripline Threads — where humor, comfort, and chaos collide.
Product features
- 1x1 ribbed collar and cuffs for a snug, yet flexible fit.
- Necktape for added stability and comfort.
- Stylish half-moon neck patch detail on the back.
- Luxurious 80% ring-spun cotton blend fabric.
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes ensure a low-impact product.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
