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'I Used To Be Cool, Now I Just Argue With A Miniature Version Of Myself' - Unisex T-Shirt - Welcome To Parenthood!
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'I Used To Be Cool, Now I Just Argue With A Miniature Version Of Myself' - Unisex T-Shirt - Welcome To Parenthood!

$25.85
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Once upon a time, you were edgy, carefree, maybe even a little mysterious. Now? You argue with a snack-demanding gremlin you made—who has your attitude and zero chill. This tee is for the parents who traded late nights out for late-night negotiations over juice. Wear it as a badge of honor (and mild defeat). Because you used to be cool… until your clone started throwing tantrums in public. 👶🍼💅

Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Crafted with durable double-needle stitching for longevity.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
- Made from soft, garment-dyed 100% US cotton for ultimate comfort.
- Ethically produced, ensuring quality and sustainability.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Worth the Wait

Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.

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