Why blend in when you can play dead with flair? This absurdly awesome shirt features a too-cool-for-the-trash possum who’s not just weird—he’s planning his disappearance. Whether you're ghosting your responsibilities or just channeling unhinged marsupial energy, this tee has your back (and your alibi).
🎭 For drama queens, introverts, and anyone who's "done with this."
💼 Great for casual Fridays, existential crises, or your next fake name.
🔥 Warning: May inspire midlife reinvention or mysterious road trips.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable with double-needle stitching on all seams.
- Designed without side seams for a smooth look.
- Garment-dyed for softness and unique texture.
- Made from ethical, high-quality US cotton.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
