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'SHHHHHH....NO ONE CARES' - Unisex T-Shirt For Telling Certain People To Zip It
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'SHHHHHH....NO ONE CARES' - Unisex T-Shirt For Telling Certain People To Zip It

$17.78
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Because sometimes kindness means quietly telling someone to zip it—with love, of course. This adorably savage tee delivers top-tier sarcasm wrapped in a smiley heart, making it the perfect blend of cute and cold-blooded.

🫶 Sweet font. Spicy message.
🙃 Ideal for extrovert repellant use
📢 Says what you're thinking, so you don't have to

Great for work meetings, awkward family gatherings, or just surviving social media. It’s passive-aggressive perfection in wearable form.

Product features
- Wide size range from S to 4XL for a perfect fit
- Durable double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances appearance
- Soft garment-dyed fabric for added comfort
- Made with 100% ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Worth the Wait

Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.

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