🍋 Life’s Sour? At Least It Ain’t an STD 🍋
Description:
Forget the motivational fluff — this tee cuts straight to the bone. 😂 When life gives you lemons, just remember… it could be way worse. Bold, cheeky, and unapologetically savage, this shirt is for people who live life with zero filter and 100% humor.
Soft cotton. Loud message. Guaranteed double-takes and awkward laughs at brunch.
⚡ Don’t just wear a shirt. Wear a roast. Grab yours now before life hands you something nastier.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL to ensure a perfect fit for everyone.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting wear.
- Seamless tubular knit construction reduces fabric waste and enhances appearance.
- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and unique color.
- Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton for ultimate comfort.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
