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Made from Comfort Colors’ famously soft, garment-dyed fabric, this tee feels like a hug from a friend who tells the truth a little too loudly. It’s relaxed, broken-in, and perfect for:
Awkward family gatherings
College campuses
Bars, parties, and poor life choices
Anyone with a fully developed sense of humor and zero fear
Wear it as a public service announcement. Wear it as a celebration of gratitude. Wear it because comedy hits harder when it’s printed on a ridiculously comfortable shirt.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, double-takes, and strangers saying, “Okay… that’s hilarious.”
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight 6.1 oz for durable, substantial feel
- Garment-dyed after construction — soft, vintage-like color and texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting construction
- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk, relaxed fit and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
