You're Not Wrong — They're Just in a Cult.
Let’s be honest: some folks didn’t just drink the Kool-Aid — they marinated in it.
This tee is for anyone who's done playing nice and ready to call it like it is.
✔️ Loud, funny, and fearlessly honest
✔️ Features a sad little jug of reality (with a flag and a meltdown)
✔️ Super-soft, premium Comfort Colors cotton
✔️ The ultimate clapback for family gatherings, protests, or just Tuesdays
Whether you're making a political statement, stirring up some holiday dinner conversation, or just tired of pretending it's "a difference of opinion" — this shirt is your new uniform.
🛑 Cults love uniforms. But this one’s yours.
🫗 Don’t drink it. Wear it.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching ensures long-lasting wear.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances appearance.
- Garment-dyed fabric offers a soft texture and vibrant colors.
- Ethically produced with 100% US cotton for sustainable style.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
