'NOT FRAGILE LIKE A FLOWER, FRAGILE LIKE A BOMB.' - Unisex Sweatshirt

'SHIT CREEK SURVIVOR-I MADE IT OUT WITH A PADDLE' - Unisex Sweatshirt

'IF YOU WANT TO ARGUE, CONTACT MY DAUGHTER, SHE HANDLES ALL THAT' - Unisex Sweatshirt

'CAMEL TOWING-WHEN IT'S WEDGED IN TIGHT WE'LL PULL IT OUT' - Unisex Sweatshirt