When you're done turning the other cheek and just want to channel some divine sarcasm—this shirt delivers. Featuring a heavenly side-eye from the Big J himself, it's perfect for when you're out of miracles and patience. Whether it’s family gatherings, group chats, or the DMV… this tee says what you’re too holy to say out loud.
🙌 For saints with a savage streak
😇 99% blessed, 1% absolutely done
😂 Guaranteed to make sinners laugh and saints reconsider
Because sometimes even Jesus needs a moment to roast the flock.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Constructed with double-needle stitching for enhanced durability.
- Designed without side seams to reduce waste and improve appearance.
- Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton for ultimate comfort.
- Garment-dyed for a soft feel and rich color variations.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
