If you're tired of dealing with grumpy beasts in the wild (or the breakroom), this tee is your hilarious reminder to keep it classy — and not go full Assquatch. Featuring everyone’s favorite elusive legend with a side of attitude, this shirt delivers laughs louder than a squatch scream in the woods.
Perfect for campers, cryptid chasers, or anyone who's mastered the art of calling out bad behavior with legendary style.
🍻 Comes with a built-in warning label for jerks.
📸 Bonus: May increase your odds of being asked for selfies.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Constructed with double-needle stitching for enhanced durability.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and improves appearance.
- Garment-dyed for a unique, soft texture and coloration.
- Ethically made from high-quality, sustainable US cotton.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
