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'EXERCISE MAKES YOU LOOK BETTER NAKED. SO DOES ALCOHOL...YOUR CHOICE.' - Unisex T-Shirt - Whether you Lift, or lift glasses, this Tee is for YOU, Beautiful!

'EXERCISE MAKES YOU LOOK BETTER NAKED. SO DOES ALCOHOL...YOUR CHOICE.' - Unisex T-Shirt - Whether you Lift, or lift glasses, this Tee is for YOU, Beautiful!

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Whether you're crushing reps or cracking open a cold one, this tee is here to remind you that confidence comes in many forms—some with dumbbells, others with double shots. It’s perfect for gym rats, party champs, or anyone who appreciates a little humor with their abs (or lack thereof).

Made for people who lift... or lift glasses. Zero judgment. All laughs.
😏 Your body, your rules, your hilarious new favorite shirt.

Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit
- Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for ultimate comfort
- Garment-dyed fabric for a soft texture and vibrant colors
- Double-needle stitching for enhanced durability
- Pre-shrunk fabric ensures consistent sizing after washing

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Worth the Wait

Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.

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