If you’ve ever wanted to warn people before they try you, this is the shirt. Featuring one feral possum and zero chill, this tee screams "do not engage" in the most hilariously unhinged way possible.
Perfect for introverts, chaos goblins, and anyone who thrives on weird vibes and unbothered energy. Soft, bold, and rabidly funny — just like you.
🔥 Pairs well with eye rolls and antisocial energy
👕 Super comfy. Mildly threatening. Totally iconic.
👉 Grab it now and let the world know: this possum bites.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Double-needle stitching ensures durability and longevity.
- Crafted without side seams for a sleek, attractive silhouette.
- Garment-dyed for a rich color and soft texture.
- Made with 100% ethically grown US cotton for comfort and sustainability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
