**When ordering this sweatshirt, order your normal size, unless you want a more boxy, over-sized fit, then order up a size or 2**

🧽 GEN X: The Original Survivors Sweatshirt 🧽

Before WiFi, before helicopter parenting, and long before gluten-free was a thing — Gen X was out here building character the old-fashioned way:
☀️ Sunburns, seatbelt burns, and straight-up hose water.

This Comfort Colors® sweatshirt is your badge of honor — soft, vintage, and perfectly broken-in, just like your sense of humor. It’s the cozy, heavyweight crewneck for anyone who knows that “neglect” just meant being told to come home when the streetlights came on.

Why You’ll Love It:

• 🧵 Premium Comfort Colors fabric — soft, sturdy, and nostalgia-approved.

• 💀 Distressed print that looks as classic as your 90s mixtape.

• 👕 Unisex fit — for every latchkey legend.

• 🔥 Guaranteed to spark laughter (and maybe a few childhood flashbacks).

Wear it with pride, irony, and maybe a little trauma.
Because let’s face it — Gen X didn’t just survive; they thrived… with zero supervision.

💧 Dripline Threads — where comedy, comfort, and chaos collide.

Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz) for a soft, durable hand
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem that stretch on and return to shape
- Twill neck tape and half-moon back patch for stability and comfort
- Relaxed fit with sewn-in twill label and OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
- Embroidery available on left chest and center chest areas

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean