😑 The Squint of Dumbfoundment Tee – For When Words Fail and Your Face Takes Over
Description:
Ever been mid-convo and your brain just hits the brakes like, “Wait… did they really just say that?” This tee captures that exact moment when stupidity is so strong, it physically alters your face.
With its squinty-eyed glare and deadpan sass, this shirt is a whole mood for retail workers, customer service warriors, or anyone who's survived a group chat. Bonus points if you’ve ever said “bless your heart” and meant none of it.
💬 Side effects may include: eye-rolling, sarcastic clapping, and involuntary snorts.
🎯 Soft. Bold. Petty. Just the way we like it.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and unique color.
- Made with high-quality, ethically sourced US cotton.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
