Because baby photos are overrated—go way back with this hilariously unfiltered classic. Featuring your earliest known form (swimming strong and dodging millions), this tee is the ultimate icebreaker for people who love awkward humor and don't take life—or biology—too seriously.
🌀 Guaranteed to cause double-takes and nervous laughter
📸 Makes a great gift for the sarcastic, unhinged, or over-sharers
🤣 Warning: May make family reunions more uncomfortable than usual
It’s bold. It’s bizarre. It’s the most authentic throwback you’ll ever wear.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams ensures longevity.
- Made from a single piece without side seams for a sleek appearance.
- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and unique color.
- Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainable fashion.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
