🧠 Ever sit in therapy like, “Which version of me are we unpacking today?”
Yeah… us too.
Introducing the chaotic masterpiece you didn’t know you needed:
“I Am Like 12 People Packed in One Body. Spin the Wheel, B*tch.” 🎡💀
Whether you're mid-breakdown, mid-breakthrough, or just vibing with your emotional support beverage, this tee speaks fluent overthinking with a minor in dissociation.
🫠 Comfort Colors softness – because healing is hard and your T-shirt shouldn’t be
🔄 Perfect for journaling, crying in style, or ghosting your therapist for no reason
💬 Guaranteed to get nods of approval in group therapy
🛒 Available now at Dripline Threads, where self-awareness meets serotonin in T-shirt form.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances appearance.
- Made from garment-dyed, soft texture for comfort.
- 100% US cotton, ethically sourced for sustainability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
