It’s tough being this chubby, this bearded, and this devastatingly sexy—but someone’s gotta do it. This shirt is a humble brag disguised as a fashion statement, perfect for the guy who brings dad bod energy and lumberjack vibes all in one glorious package. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and let the world know: you didn’t choose the beard life—the beard life chose you. 🧔🍗🔥
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting wear.
- Without side seams for a sleek and attractive look.
- Garment-dyed fabric offers a soft texture and unique color.
- Pre-shrunk for consistent sizing and comfort.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
