Because nothing says “I’m suffering silently” like a smiling cartoon raccoon and a bold public announcement. This shirt is the perfect mix of TMI and too cute to care—guaranteed to turn heads, raise eyebrows, and spark the kind of awkward laughter you live for.
🦝 For the brave souls with spicy seats
😂 Pairs well with donut cushions and no shame
🌸 Soft fabric, hard truths
It’s cheeky. It’s cringey. It’s comedy gold—right from the bottom of your heart… and elsewhere.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams
- Crafted without side seams for a sleek look
- Soft garment-dyed fabric for a unique texture
- Ethically made from 100% ring-spun US cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
