For those who think indoor plumbing is optional and tree bark is nature’s “Occupied” sign—this shirt is your golden hour anthem. Whether you’re a camper, hiker, or just allergic to bathrooms, show your wild side with this hilarious tee that says, “I answer the call of the wild… literally.” 🌲💦🚽 Not porta-potty approved.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit
- Double-needle stitching for enhanced durability
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and improves appearance
- Garment-dyed for a soft feel and unique texture
- Ethically made with 100% US cotton for comfort and sustainability
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
