Life’s a hot mess? Perfect. So is manure—and mushrooms thrive in it. This shirt is your daily dose of dirty motivation: a cheeky reminder that even in the crappiest conditions, you can still rise up and look oddly magical. Whether you’re blooming through chaos or just here for the fungi puns, this tee’s for you. Go ahead, grow through the bullsh*t—just like nature intended. 🍄💩✨
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Durable construction with double-needle stitching on all seams.
- Made without side seams for a smoother look.
- Garment-dyed fabric offers a soft texture and unique color.
- Pre-shrunk material ensures consistent sizing after washing.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
