Got a savage sense of humor? This one’s for you.
The “If You Think No One Cares, Try Missing a Few Car Payments” tee delivers pure sarcasm with a side of truth. It’s the perfect blend of wit, comfort, and “did they really just say that?” energy.
Crafted from ultra-soft cotton, this shirt feels as good as it looks — lightweight, durable, and designed for all-day wear. Whether you’re rocking it at work, out with friends, or just scrolling through chaos, this tee will get laughs (and maybe a few side-eyes).
Details:
💸 Soft, breathable cotton blend
💸 Unisex fit — relaxed and flattering
💸 Bold print that holds up wash after wash
💸 Perfect for anyone who loves a little humor and a lot of comfort
Wear it. Own it. Let your shirt do the talking.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams.
- Eco-friendly design without side seams for a clean look.
- Soft garment-dyed fabric for a unique feel.
- Made of 100% ring-spun US cotton for maximum comfort.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
