"IF YOU WANNA ARGUE, CONTACT MY DAUGHTER — SHE HANDLES ALL THAT"
Because life’s too short to debate with strangers (or cousins).
This tee is made for moms, dads, aunts, uncles — anyone who's gracefully passed the torch of confrontation to the next generation. Bold lettering, retro font, and big "I’m not the one" energy.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Constructed with durable double-needle stitching for longevity.
- Made from garment-dyed fabric for a unique softness and color.
- Relaxed fit with a classic crew neckline, ideal for casual or semi-formal settings.
- Crafted from ethically sourced, high-quality 100% US cotton.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
