"IF YOU WANNA ARGUE, CONTACT MY DAUGHTER — SHE HANDLES ALL THAT"
Because life’s too short to debate with strangers (or cousins).
This tee is made for moms, dads, aunts, uncles — anyone who's gracefully passed the torch of confrontation to the next generation. Bold lettering, retro font, and big "I’m not the one" energy.
🛑 No drama, just delegation
🌸 Soft, breathable cotton that’s comfy AF
🔥 Makes the perfect gift for your sassiest relative
📞 Daughter not included (but she’s probably already on it)
Product features
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem for a snug fit.
- Necktape for added comfort and stability at the neck seam.
- Soft, luxurious fabric composed of 80% cotton and 20% polyester.
- Embroidery options for customizable designs on left or center chest.
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes, ensuring environmentally friendly production.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
