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'I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One' - Unisex T-Shirt - Let Everyone Know You're A "Certified A-Hole Spotter"
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'I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One' - Unisex T-Shirt - Let Everyone Know You're A "Certified A-Hole Spotter"

$17.78
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No medical degree? No problem. This tee does all the diagnosing. Perfect for the sass queen who doesn't need a scope to call out the crap. Warning: May cause sudden honesty, side-eye, and uncontrollable truth bombs. Ideal for work, family dinners, and awkward elevator rides.

Product features

- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams ensures long-lasting wear.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste, enhancing overall appearance.
- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and unique color.
- Made with ethically sourced 100% US cotton for comfort and sustainability.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Worth the Wait

Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.

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