Sure, you’ve got an adult body, but inside? It’s just memes, snacks, and a deep fear of voicemails. This shirt clears up the confusion for those expecting maturity just because you’ve got a driver’s license and back pain. Perfect for faking it through meetings, family dinners, and any situation requiring “adult supervision.” Spoiler alert: it’s not you.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams for longevity.
- Comfortable tubular knit design without side seams.
- Soft garment-dyed fabric for a vintage look and feel.
- Ethically made with 100% US cotton for sustainable fashion.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
