Meet your new spirit animal: emotionally exhausted, chronically disappointed, and fully reclined. This raccoon has seen some things—and none of them were great. Perfect for those living on vibes and caffeine, this tee says “I’ve accepted my fate, and it kinda sucks” with vintage flair and deadpan honesty.
Whether you're spiraling in style or just done with everything before noon, this shirt's got your back. And maybe a snack.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste for a sleeker look.
- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and unique color.
- Made from ethically sourced 100% US cotton.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
