Tired of pretending your inbox doesn’t make you spiral? This brutally honest tee says what your auto-reply wishes it could. Featuring a chronically done frog in shades and a laptop, it’s the perfect drip for anyone drowning in Slack pings and existential dread.
🐸 For the overworked, under-caffeinated, and email-averse.
🖕 Professional enough for Zoom. Petty enough for HR side-eyes.
Wear it to your next meeting and let the passive aggression do the talking.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Double-needle stitching adds durability and longevity.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances attractiveness.
- Garment-dyed for a unique, soft texture.
- Ethically made with 100% US cotton.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.