No subscription, no scandal—just a whole bunch of blades and breeze. This shirt is the ultimate dad-joke dropkick to expectations. Perfect for confusing boomers, disappointing pervs, and making strangers laugh at the grocery store. Whether you're into box fans, tower fans, or puns that slap harder than summer heat—this tee blows... in the best way. 🌀😏
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams.
- Sewn in one piece without side seams for reduced fabric waste.
- Garment-dyed for a unique soft color and texture.
- Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.