Hang up the heels, cue the slow jazz, and enjoy your glory days in soft cotton. This tee is for the icons who’ve been there, done that, and probably broke a bed or two in the process. Whether you're retired for real—or just in spirit—this shirt delivers laughs, gasps, and maybe a few flashbacks.
🎬 For those who’ve exited the industry, but not the spotlight
🌟 Subtle? Absolutely not. Funny? 100%.
💖 Perfect for parties, gag gifts, or confusing your neighbors
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching for longevity.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances appeal.
- Garment-dyed for a soft, textured finish.
- Made from ethically sourced, high-quality US cotton.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
