If innuendos were a profession, you just made regional manager. This shirt is serving up professional-grade double meanings with a side of “Did they really just wear that?” Featuring Rock Hard Caulking Services and a promise to fill any gap with pride, it’s perfect for handy(ish) folks with a dirty mind and zero shame.
🔧 For those who caulk hard… and laugh harder.
👀 Guaranteed to raise eyebrows, chuckles, and maybe a few questions.
💦 Not OSHA approved, but 100% hilarious.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and suspicious glances from DIY dads and PTA moms alike.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams
- Made from environmentally-friendly, garment-dyed fabric
- Relaxed fit and classic crew neckline for versatile styling
- Pre-shrunk cotton ensures size retention and lasting comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
