🚨 SINGLE, BUT IT’S... COMPLICATED. 🙃
Looking for love, but also brutally honest? This shirt is your ultimate icebreaker — awkward, unforgettable, and guaranteed to clear the room (or spark a convo you never saw coming). 😅
👕 Features:
✔️ Bold design, bold confession
✔️ Comfortably soft — emotionally, not so much
✔️ Perfect for parties, bar nights, or chasing away your ex’s new boyfriend
💥 Not for the faint of heart. Or easily offended.
Wear it like a badge of botched honor.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Double-needle stitching enhances durability.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and adds aesthetic appeal.
- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and unique color.
- Ethically made with 100% US-grown cotton.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
