Unleash your inner G.O.A.T. with the tee that says, “I don’t just talk the talk—I gobble the gobble.” Whether you’re a throat game champion or just here to stir the pot at brunch, this shirt is loud, proud, and borderline inappropriate (just the way we like it). Rock this hilarious head-turner and watch jaws drop faster than… well, you get the idea.
👅 Professionally unprofessional
🐐 100% Certified Gobbler Energy
🔥 Guaranteed to offend someone’s aunt
Wear responsibly. Or don’t.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Constructed with double-needle stitching for added durability.
- Features a seamless design to reduce fabric waste.
- Garment-dyed for a soft, unique color and texture.
- Ethically made with 100% US cotton.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.