Behold the Mount Rushmore of goat greatness. This tee is LOUD, PROUD, and utterly unhinged—just like your group chat after midnight. Featuring an all-star lineup of bleat-slinging icons, this shirt isn’t just a conversation starter... it’s a full-blown throat anthem.
🎤 For the real MVPs of unfiltered expression
🐐 Tongue out. Chaos in. Dignity? Never heard of her.
🌪 Built for head-turns, side-eyes, and cult classic status
Whether you’re the GOAT of giggles or just here to stir the internet pot, this tee’s got your back (and your throat). Respect the bleat.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Crafted with durable double-needle stitching for longevity.
- Designed without side seams for a sleek look and reduced waste.
- Garment-dyed for a unique soft texture and color.
- Ethically made with 100% US cotton for sustainable comfort.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
