Because it’s not you—it’s everyone else. This tee perfectly captures the daily emotional rollercoaster of dealing with Wi-Fi zombies, loud chewers, and people who say “let’s circle back.” Equal parts petty and pink, it’s your sarcastic warning label in soft cotton form.
💢 Warning: May cause eye-rolls
💬 Ideal for introverts with rage issues
🎀 Cute font, savage message – chef’s kiss
Wear it to work, the grocery store, or anywhere people insist on being… people.
Product features
- Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams for longevity.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
- Made with 100% high-quality ring-spun US cotton for ultimate comfort.
- Ethically produced cotton supports sustainable practices.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
