Perfect for parents, teachers, overworked adults, or anyone who's made eye contact with a group chat after 9pm. This shirt is for the brave souls who’ve finally stopped pretending they have it all together—and started dressing accordingly.
👋 Sanity? Where!?
🌀 Emotionally stable-ish
😅 Great for Monday mornings and family functions
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Because if you’re going down, you might as well look hilarious doing it.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit
- Durable double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
- No side seams for a smooth, attractive look
- Garment-dyed fabric for a soft texture and color
- Ethically made with 100% US cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
