Why stress over a receding hairline when you’ve got an advancing waistline of glory? This tee is for the follicly challenged and physically gifted. Whether you’re bald by genetics or choice, you’ve got the kind of body that says, “Hair is optional, confidence is mandatory.”
💪 Dominate dad bods.
😂 Trigger shampoo ads.
🔥 Warning: May cause spontaneous compliments and jealous stares.
Rock the shine. Show the flex. Bald is the new bold.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams
- Eco-friendly with no side seams, reducing waste
- Soft garment-dyed fabric for a comfortable feel
- Ethically made with 100% US cotton for sustainability
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
