Bills, responsibilities, emotional stability? Hard pass. This shirt is for anyone who's ever Googled “how to fake your own death and disappear into a forest.” Perfect for sarcastic souls, burnt-out millennials, and anyone paying $7 for oat milk. Warning: wearing may result in high-fives from strangers and judgment from your landlord.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a tailored fit, ensuring everyone can enjoy this tee.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams for added longevity and wear.
- Crafted without side seams for a smoother look and reduced fabric waste.
- Garment-dyed fabric provides a soft texture and rich color depth.
- Ethically made with 100% US cotton, ensuring comfort and sustainability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
