Perfect for work, family gatherings, or literally anywhere group decisions go to die. This shirt says what you're thinking: “Who left the bag of idiots open again?” A must-have for the silently suffering genius in the room. Whether you're dodging dumb questions or just trying to survive Monday, this tee lets the world know your patience is in short supply—but your sarcasm isn’t. 🧠💁♂️💥
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching ensures longevity.
- Seamless design adds comfort and aesthetic appeal.
- Made from soft, pre-shrunk, 100% US cotton for lasting comfort.
- Ethically produced, with a wide array of 58 colors to choose from.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
