Congratulations! You’ve officially been too real for the Facebook moms — and now you can wear that badge of honor in bold retro style.
This tee is for the rebels who got kicked out for suggesting boxed mac & cheese is a food group, admitting they don’t give a crap about screen time limits, or just posting one too many memes about wine and meltdowns (theirs or their kids’).
Complete with devil-horned sippy cup, flower power sarcasm, and a rainbow that leads straight to judgment-free living, this shirt isn’t just fashion — it’s a lifestyle.
Product features
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathability and comfort.
- Features ribbed knit collar to maintain shape and structural integrity.
- Shoulder tape adds stability and prevents stretching for lasting wear.
- High-quality printing techniques ensure vibrant colors and detailed designs.
- Tear-away label minimizes skin irritation, making it comfortable for all-day wear.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.