If you know, you know. This disturbingly delightful tee is straight outta the basement and into cult-classic comedy. Featuring Buffalo Bill’s infamous skincare routine and some questionable product packaging, it’s perfect for horror fans, dark humor lovers, and anyone who moisturizes... or else.
👀 Comes with free laughs (basket not included)
🦋 Skin-softening sarcasm, serial-killer level sass
🫣 Ideal for movie nights, Halloween parties, or creeping out coworkers
👉 Add to cart now before it gets the hose again.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching enhances longevity.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and adds aesthetic appeal.
- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and rich color.
- Made with 100% ethically sourced US cotton for sustainable comfort.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
