They said I wouldn't make it... but I scratched my way to victory.
This hilariously awkward tee is for the brave few who’ve faced microscopic monsters and lived to tell the tale — with humor. Featuring freaky-cute cartoon lice and one savage little “eww,” it's the ultimate badge of survival (and comedy).
Perfect for gag gifts, white elephant parties, bachelorette bags, or just letting the world know you're stronger than the itch.
💥 Warning: May cause uncomfortable laughter and excessive storytelling.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams.
- Seamless tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances aesthetics.
- Soft cotton fabric, garment-dyed for a unique texture.
- Ethically made with 100% US cotton for lasting comfort.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
