Keep it kind… or at least kinda kind. This hilarious tee is the perfect mix of adorable and attitude, featuring a sassy raccoon delivering solid life advice to a very prickly customer. Whether you're serving shade with a smile or just vibing with zero tolerance for rude energy, this shirt speaks your truth — so you don’t have to.
🐾 Super soft. Conversation starter. Passive-aggressive perfection.
🎯 Ideal for animal lovers, introverts, or anyone who's over everyone's nonsense.
👉 Add to cart, wear with pride, and remind the world: it costs $0.00 to not be a cactus.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams enhances longevity.
- Seamless tubular knit reduces fabric waste and improves aesthetic appeal.
- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and unique coloration.
- Made from 100% US cotton for comfort and sustainability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean