Keep it kind… or at least kinda kind. This hilarious tee is the perfect mix of adorable and attitude, featuring a sassy raccoon delivering solid life advice to a very prickly customer. Whether you're serving shade with a smile or just vibing with zero tolerance for rude energy, this shirt speaks your truth — so you don’t have to.
🐾 Super soft. Conversation starter. Passive-aggressive perfection.
🎯 Ideal for animal lovers, introverts, or anyone who's over everyone's nonsense.
👉 Add to cart, wear with pride, and remind the world: it costs $0.00 to not be a cactus.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams enhances longevity.
- Seamless tubular knit reduces fabric waste and improves aesthetic appeal.
- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and unique coloration.
- Made from 100% US cotton for comfort and sustainability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
