Don’t be a myth... be a decent human.
For anyone who’s tired of rude people and Bigfoot-level nonsense, this tee is your new go-to attitude statement.
Featuring a grumpy Sasquatch and a sassier message, this shirt says what you’re really thinking — with just enough humor to get away with it.
👉 Eye-roll included (free of charge)
👉 Perfect for: campers, hikers, introverts, or anyone who just can’t with the public today.
Warning: May cause strangers to laugh, nod in agreement, or give you a high five in the frozen pizza aisle.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit
- Durable double-needle stitching enhances longevity
- Made without side seams for a smoother look
- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and rich color
- Crafted from 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
