“DON’T JUDGE ME BY POUNDS AND I WON’T JUDGE YOU BY INCHES”
Epic Comeback Guaranteed: Perfect for shutting down unsolicited body critiques with one savage swoop.
Playful Double-Entendre: Whether it’s your weight or their… measuring tape, everyone knows to mind their own business.
Premium Comfort: Ultra-soft cotton blend in a flattering blossom-pink—ideal for lounging, flexing, or casual mic-drops.
Fits All Sizes: From petite powerhouses to heavyweight champions—you do you.
Why You Need It:
✔️ For anyone sick of the “friendly advice” about weight or measurements
✔️ For besties who dish it—and can take it—right back
✔️ As a hilarious gift for your most opinionated pal
Warning: May cause jealous stares, awkward silence, and uncontrollable laughter. Add to cart before they judge you by your indecision! 🛒💕
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Constructed with double-needle stitching for enhanced durability.
- Seamless tubular knit design reduces fabric waste.
- Soft garment-dyed fabric offers a unique texture and color.
- Made from 100% US cotton, ensuring comfort and sustainability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
