👕 FAVORITE CHILD STATUS: UNLOCKED. 🎉
Let your siblings simmer in silence while you casually stroll in wearing undeniable proof that Mom and Dad made the right choice. 😎
This shirt isn’t just comfy — it’s the ultimate power move.
✔️ Perfect for family dinners, holidays, or just passive-aggressively existing
✔️ Makes a great gift (especially to yourself)
✔️ Bonus: causes instant eye-rolls and fake laughter from your siblings
💚 Soft, sarcastic, and 100% factual.
Wear it. Own it. Watch the family group chat explode. 📱🔥
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Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams for longevity.
- Made with tubular knit fabric, eliminating side seams for a sleek look.
- Garment-dyed for a soft feel and rich color.
- Crafted from 100% ring-spun US cotton for exceptional comfort.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
