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'I GOTTA SEE THE CANDY FIRST, THEN I GET IN THE VAN. I'M NOT STUPID' - Unisex T-Shirt - Because You Have Standards!
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'I GOTTA SEE THE CANDY FIRST, THEN I GET IN THE VAN. I'M NOT STUPID' - Unisex T-Shirt - Because You Have Standards!

$17.78
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Celebrate your fun spirit with this unisex garment-dyed t-shirt, perfect for any casual outing or laid-back day at home. The vibrant colors and playful designs cast a cheerful vibe, making it an ideal choice for activities with friends, family gatherings, or casual events. It appeals to those who appreciate comfortable fashion with a touch of humor, making it a great gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because. Whether you're heading to a summer barbecue or Halloween festivities, this shirt fits seamlessly into every occasion, showcasing both personality and style.

Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Crafted with durable double-needle stitching for lasting quality.
- Seamless tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances aesthetics.
- Soft garment-dyed fabric adds a cozy texture and rich color.
- Made from 100% ethically sourced US cotton for ultimate comfort.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Worth the Wait

Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.

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