Introducing the “I’m Gonna Drink You Pretty” shirt – the fashion-forward way of saying “It’s not beer goggles, it’s beer ✨blessings✨.”
This tee is for the brave souls who believe every stranger in a dive bar has potential… after enough shots. It’s perfect for happy hour, brunch that becomes dinner, or weddings where you're definitely not the one getting married (again).
Crafted from 100% unfiltered honesty and fermented wit, this shirt lets everyone know your standards are flexible, your glass is full, and your regrets are pending.
Wear it proudly. Sip it slowly. Lower expectations responsibly.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Double-needle stitching ensures long-lasting durability.
- Tubular knit design reduces fabric waste and provides a sleek look.
- Made from garment-dyed, high-quality 100% US cotton for softness.
- Relaxed fit for comfort in both casual and semi-formal settings.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
